“I’m so happy to have this book in my collection. “What’s great about this book is the juxtaposition between the profane text and the idyllic illustrations.” “A great parent poem that all who deal with kids at meal time will appreciate.” “ You Have to F**king Eat just begs to be given as a gift.” “Illustrations are just as enjoyable and the narrative again paints the perfect picture.” “With this soon-to-be crude classic, Adam Mansbach has nailed it with his undeniable animal/child comparsions all cozily complimented by Owen Brozman’s humorous illustration-we dare you not to giggle into your eggnog.” It is what every parent is thinking when their child refuses dinner.” “If your kid has never presented you with some new mind-boggling preference at mealtime, I suspect you’re lying.”
BookDragon/Smithsonian Asian Pacific American Center “Mansbach freely, fabulously curses out the uncensored truth Brozman makes sure you’ll recognize your irresistible, equitably diverse mini-mes with those all-too-familiar expressions, from utter disdain to overwhelming trust and every little eyeball roll in between.” “Forthcoming new book by genius funnyman Adam Mansbach.” “Parents, when your precious angel rips you from your three hours of sleep to demand food that he won’t actually eat, you’ll want this f’ing book.” “A 21st-century bedtime story for the ages (and all ages) if there ever was one.”
“An uproarious spoof of bedtime board books.” ‘No, no, it’s not for you,’ he’ll say, laughing and crying at the same time.” It will arrive just in time to gift it to your brother-in-law, who, upon unwrapping it, will clutch it immediately to his chest and shake his head furiously at his waist-high daughter as she claws at him with her chewed up nails. “ You Have to F**cking Eat, Sequel to Go the F**k to Sleep, Is Finally F**king Coming. Parents will enjoy a good chuckle and subtle reminder that everything is better, including parenthood, if tackled with a little bit of humor.” “If you’re a frustrated parent with a picky child, or even just one who appreciates ‘deranged’ humor, especially humor that rhymes, this is a terrific read for you. “A hilarious sendup of the eternal fight between kids and their parents over what to eat and when-if at all.” “A likeable variation on a universal f**king theme.” And he knows, well, it’s really f**king annoying. And, in his new foulmouthed bedtime book for parents out Wednesday, he understands that sometimes they just won’t f**king eat. He understood that sometimes your kids just won’t go the f**k to sleep. “An equally hilarious ode to kids at the table.” will delight exhausted and exasperated parents everywhere for a second time with You Have to F**king Eat-another children’s book that is most definitely not for children.” “ You Have to F***ing Eat makes parents of picky eaters smile.”
One of Flavorwire’s 50 Best Independent Fiction and Poetry Books of 2014 One of BookRiot’s Must-Read Books from Indie Presses for 2014
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